Written in a bathroom stall. #TrueLove.
How my job pays us for working so damn hard. -.-
khandescending:

This is kind of sad but its also insanely adorable
wonderfulsenses:

want more love/life quotes like this? 

I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog

thewordsmithy:

bookworm276:

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erinchu:

astormonthehorizon:

No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.

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Thank you, you’re a lovely person!

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ 

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kingcheddarxvii:

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paaabu:

nutella-boy:

kingcheddarxvii:

Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word

“Face battle” sounds way cooler

“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”

you may face battle the bride

face battle me in the rain

You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.

Just when I thought I’d seen everything

Face battling your ass

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